'Murican Patriot B. Gravy
Obese man armed to the teeth with fast food and chocolate. Your typical Tea Party "patriot" with Subway sandwiches, McDonald french fries, 7-11 big gulp soda pop, Snickers candy bars and what looks like maybe a Colt AR15 with a collapsible stock, forearm handle grip and rifle scope loaded on his tactical vest. Sporting camo gloves, tattoos, a Micky D's logo hat
I have no idea who did the Photoshop originally on this photo but I thank you because it's awesome.