Mitt Romney On Space Exploration: Visit God

Mitt Romney On Space Exploration: Visit God

Mitt Romney Quote  or is it?
I know Americans care deeply about space exploration.
That's why I'm going to send an expedition to
visit god on the planet Kolob.

South Park - All About Mormons (Season 7, Episode 12) watch the episode -here.
Trey Parker - Matt Stone - Song Lyrics Below / Script

Top 10 Bizarre Mormon Beliefs -Link

The Death of Joseph Smith 

(the guy started the cult in the early 1800's)  
 Joseph Smith was killed by an angry mob while he was in jail for ordering the destruction of a newspaper office. The newspaper reported that he was married to 8 already married women at the same time and his plans to take over the US government. Joseph Smith left 33 widows, one as young as 15 and eleven that were already married to other men.

• Native American Indians were originally white but were turned red for betraying Nephite's

• Multiple Worlds and Multiple Gods: Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple Gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
• In LDS doctrine there are three heavens: the Celestial Kingdom, Terrestrial Kingdom, and Telestial Kingdom. The Celestial is the highest, where God and the ones who followed his law reside. The Terrestrial is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Moses reside. The Telestial is the lowest, where the ones who followed carnal law reside.
•  While tithes are not uncommon among religion, rarely are they mandatory. LDS theology states that in order to make it to the highest kingdom of heaven, you must pay a full and honest tithe.

Romney and the White Horse Prophecy: that predicts a Mormon president will save America -Link

Mormonism Unveiled: Testimonies of Abigail Harris and Lucy Harris (Martin Harris' wife) -Link

Mormonism is the religion practiced by Mormons, and is the predominant religious tradition of the Latter Day Saint movement. This movement was founded by Joseph Smith, Jr. beginning in the 1820s as a form of Christian primitivism. During the 1830s and 1840s, Mormonism gradually distinguished itself from traditional Protestantism. Mormonism today represents the new, non-Protestant faith taught by Smith in the 1840s. After Smith's death, most Mormons followed Brigham Young to the Rocky Mountains as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). Other branches of Mormonism include Mormon fundamentalism, which seeks to maintain practices and doctrines such as polygamy that were discontinued by the LDS Church, and various other small independent denominations.[1]

The term Mormon is derived from the Book of Mormon, one of the faith's religious texts. Based on the name of that book, early followers of founder Joseph Smith, Jr. were called Mormons, and their faith was called Mormonism. The term was initially considered pejorative,[2] but is no longer considered so by Mormons (although other terms such as Latter-day Saint, or LDS, are generally preferred).[3]

Mormonism is a form of Christian primitivism that shares a common set of beliefs with the rest of the Latter Day Saint movement, including use of, and belief in, the Bible, as well as other religious texts including the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants. It differs from other Latter Day Saint movement traditions (such as the Community of Christ) in that it also accepts the Pearl of Great Price as part of its scriptural canon, and has a history of teaching eternal marriage, eternal progression, and plural marriage (although the LDS Church had abandoned the practice by the early 20th century). Cultural Mormonism includes a lifestyle promoted by the Mormon institutions, and includes cultural Mormons who identify with the culture, but not necessarily the theology. -Wikipedia

Joseph Smith Hypocephalus -Wikipedia

 Joseph Smith, Jr., who was not a trained Egyptologist. 
Modern scholars interpret this as an altered figure of a creator god.

Kolob is a star or planet described in Mormon scripture. Reference to Kolob is found in the Book of Abraham, a work published by Joseph Smith, Jr., the founder of the Latter Day Saint movement. According to this work, Kolob is the heavenly body nearest to the throne of God. While the Book of Abraham refers to Kolob as a "star", it also refers to planets as stars, and therefore, some LDS commentators consider Kolob to be a planet. Other Latter Day Saints (commonly referred to as Mormons) consider Kolob to be a Christian metaphor.

Kolob has never been identified with any modern astronomical object and is not recognized as an ancient concept by modern Egyptology. Kolob is rarely discussed in modern LDS religious contexts, but it is periodically a topic of discussion in criticism of Mormonism. The idea also appears within LDS culture, and there is a LDS hymn about it. Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon. -Wikipedia

South Park - Episode 712: 

All About The Mormons? - Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet

Lyrics with monologues - script

SINGERS

Joseph Smith was called a prophet

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

He started the Mormon religion

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Many people believed Joseph

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

And that night he-ee saw an angel

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

ANGEL

I am Moroni. I am a Native American.

SMITH

A... Native American? But your skin

is white.

MORONI

Yes. Long ago all Native American were

white. We all came to America from Jerusalem.

And while we were here we were visited

by Christ.

SMITH

Jesus live here in America?

MORONI

Yes. Eventually, my people were all

killed by the other tribe of Israel,

and as punishment, God turned their

skin red. These are the Native Americans

you know today.

SINGERS

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

SINGERS

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

MORONI

There is an ancient book buried near

here, written on gold plates that account

my people's lives. Also buried with

the book are two seer stones, the Urim

and Thummim, which will allow you to

translate the writings. Find it, and

fulfill your destiny.

SMITH

Wooww...

SINGERS

Joseph Smith was called a prophet

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

[back to the present]

[Back to the 1800s, night. Joseph Smith and another man walk

up into the attic of a large building]

SINGERS

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

MAN

What's this all about, Mr. Smith?

SMITH

Mr. Harris, can you keep a secret?

HARRIS

Well, sure I can.

SMITH

I have, in my possession, an ancient

book written on gold plates that tells

of Jesus Christ's second coming. Here,

in America.

HARRIS

In America? Really? That sounds kind

of...

SINGERS

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

SMITH

It's true. And I'm going to translate

the plates and publish it into a book

for the whole world to read. Now, ahah-I

know you have a lot of money, Mr. Harris,

and I'm just gonna need a little bit

to pay for the publishing costs.

HARRIS

Mmm, I don't know. Uh, how do you expect

to translate it?

SMITH

With these.

HARRIS

Rocks?

SMITH

They're not rocks. They're seer stones,

given to me by an angel. With them,

God allowed me to translate the plates

into English. Watch. You take this quill

and paper and write down what I say.

Sit here. I have the golden plates

here in this hat. I need to have them

somewhere dark so I can read the spiritual

light.

HARRIS

Really?

SMITH

Now, when I put the seer stones into

the hat, the ancient letter light up

and change into English, which I can

then read to you.

HARRIS

Wow!

SMITH

Ooo, I'm seeing the light. Oh, okay.

Write this down. "And... so... it...

was... that... Christ... appeared before...

the... Nephites."

SINGERS

And that's how the Book of Mormon was written

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

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