Socialist Jesus
The miracles of Jesus
Jesus Feeds the Five
Thousand: Loaves and Fishes (Mark 6:30-44)
Feeding
the multitude would now be considered socialism by the republican party of today. The story of the loaves and fishes would not go over to well with the GOP and the Tea Party if Christ had not made a fat profit off of his hard work. Stephen Colbert has one of the best quotes i have ever heard. It puts Christians who whine and bitch about "their hard earned money going to all the mooches"...
“If this is going to
be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend
that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He
commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit
that we just don't want to do it.” ― Stephen Colbert