1. “Women should not
be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.”
~Rush Limbaugh, 1994
List of 35 Undeniable Truths
2. “If you feed
them, if you feed the children, three square meals a day during the school
year, how can you expect them to feed themselves in the summer? Wanton little
waifs and serfs dependent on the State. Pure and simple.”
~Rush Limbaugh, The
Rush Limbaugh Show, December 2011
3. “Feminism was
established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of
society.”
~Rush Limbaugh, The
Rush Limbaugh Show, August 12, 2005
4. “Let’s say we
discover the gene that says the kid’s gonna be gay. How many parents, if they
knew before the kid was gonna be born, [that he] was gonna be gay, they would
take the pregnancy to term? Well, you don’t know but let’s say half of them
said, “Oh, no, I don’t wanna do that to a kid.” [Then the] gay community finds
out about this. The gay community would do the fastest 180 and become pro-life
faster than anybody you’ve ever seen. … They’d be so against abortion if it was
discovered that you could abort what you knew were gonna be gay babies.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
offending homosexuals, women, parents, etc…, January 2003
5. “The ocean will
take care of this on its own if it was left alone and left out there. It’s
natural. It’s as natural as the ocean water is.” –Rush Limbaugh, on the oil
spill in the Gulf of Mexico and refuting science, May 3, 2010
6. “Socks is the
White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?”
~Rush Limbaugh,
while holding up a photograph of 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton on his 1993
television show
7. “They’re out
there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.”
~Rush Limbaugh, on
women who protest against sexual harassment, The Rush Limbaugh Show, April 26,
2004
8. “Exercise freaks
… are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~Rush Limbaugh,
accusing people who exercise of being the reason why health care costs are so
high, June 12, 2009
9. “What does it say
about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional
committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does
that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants
to be paid to have sex. She’s having so much sex she can’t afford the
contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
referring to Sandra Fluke, a student at Georgetown Law School who was denied
the right to speak at a congressional hearing on contraception hearing, in
which she planned to discuss a friend of hers who needed contraception to
prevent the growth of cysts, February 29, 2012
10. “A Georgetown
coed told Nancy Pelosi’s hearing that the women in her law school program are
having so much sex they’re going broke, so you and I should have to pay for
their birth control. So what would you call that? I called it what it is. So,
I’m offering a compromise today: I will buy all of the women at Georgetown
University as much aspirin to put between their knees as they want. … So Miss
Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay
for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something. We
want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.”
~Rush Limbaugh, The
Rush Limbaugh Show, March 1, 2012
11. “Let the
unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid
and unskilled Mexicans do that work.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
radio show, Fall 1993
12. “It doesn’t look
like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary dietary advice. And then we
hear that she’s out eating ribs at 1500 calories a serving with 141 grams of
fat … No, I’m trying to say that our first lady does not project the image of women
that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue or of
a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you.”
~Rush Limbaugh, Feb.
21, 2011
13. “These were
highly civil comments for crying out loud. I mean, people are going nuts. USA
Today, the Politico. And some people were suggesting that my comments were
below the belt. Well, take a look at some pictures. Given where she wears her
belts. I mean, she wears them high up there around the bust line. Isn’t just
about everything about her below the belt when you look at the fashion sense
she has?”
~Rush Limbaugh,
after being criticized for making derogatory comments about First Lady Michelle
Obama’s weight, Feb. 22, 2011
14. “Have you ever
noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?”
~Rush Limbaugh,
basically saying that all wanted criminals are black people on his radio show
in the early 1990s.
15. “I’m a huge
supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what
I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement —
especially when walking behind it.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
responding to criticism that he is sexist and defending his selection as one of
the judges at the 2010 Miss America Pageant, “Fox News’ Fox & Friends,”
February 3, 2010
16. “We’re not
sexists, we’re chauvinists — we’re male chauvinist pigs, and we’re happy to be
because we think that’s what men were destined to be. We think that’s what
women want.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
claiming that women want men to be assholes, April 15, 2004
17. “Given the
National Organization for Women’s membership and proclivities, it’s no wonder
that people now view the NOW gang as being obsessed with only two issues:
abortion rights and lesbian rights.
I prefer to call the
most obnoxious feminists what they really are: feminazis. The term describes
any female who is intolerant of any point of view that challenges militant
feminism. I often use it to describe women who are obsessed with perpetuating a
modern-day holocaust: abortion.
A feminazi is a
woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many
abortions as possible are performed. Their unspoken reasoning is quite simple.
Abortion is the single greatest avenue for militant women to exercise their
quest for power and advance their belief that men aren’t necessary. Nothing
matter but me, says the feminazi; the is an unviable tissue mass. Feminazis
have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of
alienation and bitterness.”
~Rush Limbaugh, The
Way Things Ought To Be, p.192-93 , 1992
18. “There are more
American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any
other time in history. Does this sound like a record of genocide?”
~Rush Limbaugh, See,
I Told You So, p.68, November 1993
19. “From this day
forward, somebody propose it, liberals should not be allowed to buy guns. It’s
just that simple. Liberals should have their speech controlled and not be
allowed to buy guns. I mean if we want to get serious about this, if we want to
face this head on, we’re gonna have to openly admit, liberals should not be
allowed to buy guns, nor should they be allowed to use computer keyboards or
typewriters, word processors or e-mails, and they should have their speech
controlled. If we did those three or four things, I can’t tell you what a sane,
calm, civil, fun-loving society we would have. Take guns out of the possession,
out of the hands of liberals, take their typewriters and their keyboards away
from ‘em, don’t let ‘em anywhere near a gun, and control their speech. You
would wipe out 90% of the crime, 85 to 95% of the hate, and a hundred percent
of the lies from society.”
~Rush Limbaugh, The
Rush Limbaugh Show, January 2011
20. “Cholesterol has
nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
disputing science despite his own hospitalization back in 2009 for chest pains,
March 8, 2011
21. “Obama is a
clown. You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn’t know
what he’s talking about when he says fossil fuels are the energy of the past.
We have more oil than we need. We’ll never run out of it. It’s all we’ve got.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
saying the world has unlimited oil despite what geologists and other scientists
say, March 8, 2011
22. “You know, one
of the benefits of school being out, in addition to your kids losing weight
because they’re starving to death out there because there’s no school meal
being provided, one of the benefits of school being out, college campi being
vacant this time of year, is that our audience levels go up. I think, you know
what we’re going to do here, we’re going to start a feature on this program:
“Where to find food.” For young demographics, where to find food. Now that
school is out, where to find food. We can have a daily feature on this. And
this will take us all the way through the summer. Where to find food. And, of
course, the first will be: “Try your house.” It’s a thing called the
refrigerator. You probably already know about it. Try looking there.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
denigrating poor children, June 16, 2010
23. “[S]ome people
are self-starters, and some people are born lazy. Some people are born victims.
Some people are just born to be slaves. Some people are born to put up with
somebody else making every decision for them.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
talking about economic inequality, October 8, 2010
24. “Public and
private polling indicates that Ohioans, by a substantial margin, want to
overturn the new law. Which means, if this is true, that people in Ohio want to
rape themselves”
~Rush Limbaugh,
comparing the repeal of anti-union laws to rape, November 7, 2011
25. “What is it with
all of these young, single white women? Overeducated- doesn’t mean
intelligent.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
insulting educated women, March 6, 2012
26. “Look it, let me
put it to you this way. The NFL all too often looks like a game between the
Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
making a racist comment, January 19, 2007
27. “You just gotta
be who you are, and I think it’s time to get rid of this whole National
Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and
stop calling them teams. Call ‘em gangs.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
another racist comment, December 8, 2004
28. “Holocaust?
Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos — what’s
to complain about?”
~Rush Limbaugh,
making yet another racist statement, September 25, 2009. There once was 15
million Native Americans in North America. After the centuries of genocidal
policies, Native Americans were nearly wiped out, with only 250,000 left by the
end of the 19 Century. There are in fact, about 2 million today, but casinos
hardly make up for the near extinction.
29. [T]he nags … the
national association of gals, that’s our pet name for the NOW gang … the nags
are a bunch of whores to liberalism.
~Rush Limbaugh,
another attack on women, October 14, 2010
30. “To some people,
bankers — code word for Jewish — and guess who Obama’s assaulting? He’s
assaulting bankers. He’s assaulting money people. And a lot of those people on
Wall Street are Jewish. So I wonder if there’s starting to be some buyer’s
remorse there.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
stereotyping Jewish people, January 20, 2010
31. “Do you know we
have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the
time the Constitution was written.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
ignorant of the fact that when the Constitution was written, the United States
consisted of 13 colonies along the East Coast, February 18, 1994
32. “The only way to
reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
advocating for blowing up the world.
33. “Citizen service
is a repudiation of the principles upon which our country was based. We are all
here for ourselves.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
selfishly saying that we should never serve our fellow citizens unless we get
something for it.
34. “I think this
reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back
to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, ‘All right,
Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what
was chosen.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
making another degrading comment about women, February 23, 1994
35. “When a gay
person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an
invitation.”
~Rush Limbaugh,
making a “joke” about homosexual men, Summer 1994