Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Ronald Reagan Quote: Tax Loopholes For The Wealthy

Ronald Reagan gets it right
This is a funny photograph portrait political meme of Ronald Wilson Reagan the 40th President of the United States

The pictures caption is a Ronald Reagan quote about taxes for the rich's:

"WE'RE GOING TO CLOSE THE UNPRODUCTIVE TAX
LOOPHOLES THAT  ALLOW SOME OF THE TRULY WEALTHY
TO AVOID PAYING THEIR FAIR SHARE... IN PRACTICE
THEY SOMETIMES MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR
MILLIONAIRES TO PAY NOTHING, WHILE A BUS DRIVER
WAS PAYING TEN PERCENT OF HIS SALARY, AND
THAT'S CRAZY"
"DO YOU THINK THE MILLIONAIRE OUGHT TO PAY
MORE THAN THE BUS DRIVER OR LESS?"

Monday, May 7, 2012

George W. Bush - Republican Invasion Checklist

George W. Bush - Republican Invasion Checklist



This is a funny political cartoon of legal notepad sitting on George W. Bush's desk in the Oval Office. There is a map on the desktop of the country of Iraq. The tablet reads:

INVASION CHECKLIST
MISSILES
TANKS
TROOPS
PLANES
BOMBS
SHIPS
GUNS
A REASON

All of the items on the list have a check mark next to them except for "A REASON".


President Richard Nixon - I am not a crook

Richard Nixon - I am not a crook



This is a funny political meme of Richard Milhous Nixon the 37th President of the United States giving the peace sign surrounded by children during a speech. Tricky Dick
The pictures caption reads:

I AM NOT A CROOK
...BY TODAY'S STANDARD


Woodrow Wilson - Republican party

Woodrow Wilson - Republican party quote



This is a funny political meme of Thomas Woodrow Wilson the 28th President of the United States
The pictures caption reads:

THE TROUBLE WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
IS THAT IT HAS NOT HAD A NEW IDEA FOR 
THIRTY YEARS. I AM NOT SPEAKING AS A POLITICIAN; 
I AM SPEAKING AS AN HISTORIAN. ~1915

George W. Bush - Middle East War - Gas prices

George W. Bush - Middle East War - Gas prices



This is a funny political meme of George W. Bush. The worst president in the history of the United States of America. An embarrassment to all Americans and a complete idiot who ran the country into the ground.
The pictures caption reads:

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED A MIDDLE EAST WAR
WOULD CAUSE HIGH GAS PRICES... YUK, YUK, YUK.

Republican Clock - Daylight savings time clock

Republican Clock - Daylight savings time change



This is a funny political meme of an older alarm clock with bells on top of it.
The pictures caption reads:

DON'T FORGET TO SET
YOUR CLOCK BACK ONE
HOUR ON SUNDAY

OR 100 YEARS IF YOU'RE
A REPUBLICAN

Mitt Romney - I care about people

Mitt Romney - I care about people


This is a funny political meme of Mitt Romney
The pictures caption reads:

I CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE
AND BY PEOPLE, I MEAN MYSELF

Mitt Romney - Poor People Meme

Mitt Romney - Poor People Meme


This is a funny political meme of Mitt Romney
The pictures caption reads:

WHY DON'T POOR PEOPLE
JUST BUY MORE MONEY?

Rick Santorum - Banning Porn

Rick Santorum - Banning Porn

This is  funny political meme of President Barrack Obama laughing with members of his staff.
The caption reads:
AND THEN HE SAID
HE'S GOING TO BAN PORN

Mitt Romney - Mormon Religion

Mitt Romney - Mormon Religion


Mormonism is the religion practiced by Mormons, and is the predominant religious tradition of the Latter Day Saint movement. This movement was founded by Joseph Smith, Jr. beginning in the 1820s as a form of Christian primitivism. During the 1830s and 1840s, Mormonism gradually distinguished itself from traditional Protestantism. Mormonism today represents the new, non-Protestant faith taught by Smith in the 1840s. After Smith's death, most Mormons followed Brigham Young to the Rocky Mountains as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). Other branches of Mormonism include Mormon fundamentalism, which seeks to maintain practices and doctrines such as polygamy that were discontinued by the LDS Church, and various other small independent denominations.

The term Mormon is derived from the Book of Mormon, one of the faith's religious texts. Based on the name of that book, early followers of founder Joseph Smith, Jr. were called Mormons, and their faith was called Mormonism. The term was initially considered pejorative,[2] but is no longer considered so by Mormons (although other terms such as Latter-day Saint, or LDS, are generally preferred).

Mormonism is a form of Christian primitivism that shares a common set of beliefs with the rest of the Latter Day Saint movement, including use of, and belief in, the Bible, as well as other religious texts including the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants. It differs from other Latter Day Saint movement traditions (such as the Community of Christ) in that it also accepts the Pearl of Great Price as part of its scriptural canon, and has a history of teaching eternal marriage, eternal progression, and plural marriage (although the LDS Church had abandoned the practice by the early 20th century). Cultural Mormonism includes a lifestyle promoted by the Mormon institutions, and includes cultural Mormons who identify with the culture, but not necessarily the theology.

Kolob is a star or planet described in Mormon scripture
Reference to Kolob is found in the Book of Abraham, a work published by Joseph Smith, Jr., the founder of the Latter Day Saint movement. According to this work, Kolob is the heavenly body nearest to the throne of God. While the Book of Abraham refers to Kolob as a "star", it also refers to planets as stars, and therefore, some LDS commentators consider Kolob to be a planet. Other Latter Day Saints (commonly referred to as Mormons) consider Kolob to be a Christian metaphor.

Kolob has never been identified with any modern astronomical object and is not recognized as an ancient concept by modern Egyptology. Kolob is rarely discussed in modern LDS religious contexts, but it is periodically a topic of discussion in criticism of Mormonism. The idea also appears within LDS culture, and there is a LDS hymn about it. Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon.



South Park - Episode 712: 
All About The Mormons? - Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophe
Lyrics with monologues - script

SINGERS
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
He started the Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Many people believed Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
And that night he-ee saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

ANGEL
I am Moroni. I am a Native American.

SMITH
A... Native American? But your skin
is white.

MORONI
Yes. Long ago all Native American were
white. We all came to America from Jerusalem.
And while we were here we were visited
by Christ.

SMITH
Jesus live here in America?

MORONI
Yes. Eventually, my people were all
killed by the other tribe of Israel,
and as punishment, God turned their
skin red. These are the Native Americans
you know today.

SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

MORONI
There is an ancient book buried near
here, written on gold plates that account
my people's lives. Also buried with
the book are two seer stones, the Urim
and Thummim, which will allow you to
translate the writings. Find it, and
fulfill your destiny.

SMITH
Wooww...

SINGERS
Joseph Smith was called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
[back to the present]
[Back to the 1800s, night. Joseph Smith and another man walk
up into the attic of a large building]

SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

MAN
What's this all about, Mr. Smith?

SMITH
Mr. Harris, can you keep a secret?

HARRIS
Well, sure I can.

SMITH
I have, in my possession, an ancient
book written on gold plates that tells
of Jesus Christ's second coming. Here,
in America.
HARRIS
In America? Really? That sounds kind
of...

SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

SMITH
It's true. And I'm going to translate
the plates and publish it into a book
for the whole world to read. Now, ahah-I
know you have a lot of money, Mr. Harris,
and I'm just gonna need a little bit
to pay for the publishing costs.

HARRIS
Mmm, I don't know. Uh, how do you expect
to translate it?

SMITH
With these.

HARRIS
Rocks?

SMITH
They're not rocks. They're seer stones,
given to me by an angel. With them,
God allowed me to translate the plates
into English. Watch. You take this quill
and paper and write down what I say.
Sit here. I have the golden plates
here in this hat. I need to have them
somewhere dark so I can read the spiritual
light.

HARRIS
Really?

SMITH
Now, when I put the seer stones into
the hat, the ancient letter light up
and change into English, which I can
then read to you.

HARRIS
Wow!

SMITH
Ooo, I'm seeing the light. Oh, okay.
Write this down. "And... so... it...
was... that... Christ... appeared before...
the... Nephites."

SINGERS
And that's how the Book of Mormon was
written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Sarah Palin - Wheel Of Fortune

Sarah Palin - Wheel Of Fortune

Sarah Palin - 9 out of 10 retards

Sarah Palin - 9 out of 10 retards

Sarah Palin - Pvt. Palin - Sgt. McCain

Sarah Palin - Pvt. Palin - Sgt. McCain


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Sarah Palin - Joe Biden Debate Joke

Sarah Palin - Joe Biden Debate Joke

Sarah Palin Death Panels Cartoon

Sarah Palin Death Panels Cartoon

President Obama: On women health quote

President Barrack Obama
On women health quote

Mitt Romney's - War on Romney

Mitt Romney's
War on Romney

Ted Nugent - Teabagging Pedophile Racist Idiot

Ted Nugent
Teabagging Pedophile Racist Idiot Poacher Patriot NRA Spokesman



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