Jon Stewart - Balzheimer's Disease
''Dick Cheney and
Karl Rove, once two of the most
powerful men in this country, are now
suffering
from Balzheimer's
disease. Why didn't I see it before?
Balzheimer's is a
terrible illness that attacks the memory
and gives its victims the balls to attack others for things
they themselves made
a career of.
There is no known cure.'' —Jon Stewart