Mitt Romney: The White
Horse Prophecy: A Mormon president will save America -Link
Remember how Jesus came to America in a wooden submarine? Then turned the native Indians (Lamanite's) skin dark as a
curse for rebelling against god? Then it rained hard boiled
eggs for 40 days and 40 nights but raptor Jesus told
Joseph Smith to build a yacht filled with two of every type
of currency on the earth? And how in 1857 Miles Romney
parted the Salton Sea and lead his 13 wives to safety from
advancing U.S. troops? Then wandered the deserts of Mexico
wearing magic underwear? Or how his great grandson came
back to America on a white stallion to save U.S. Constitution
but failed? So he built a robot and named it Mitt? Then programed
to do whatever it takes, lie, cheat and steal... To fulfill The
White Horse Prophecy of their leader who was killed by an angry
mob while in jail awaiting trial for destroying a newspapers office?
Lying For The Lord -Link
South Park - All
About Mormons (Season 7, Episode 12) watch the episode -here.
Trey Parker - Matt Stone - Song Lyrics Below / Script
Trey Parker - Matt Stone - Song Lyrics Below / Script
Top 10 Bizarre
Mormon Beliefs -Link
Joseph Smith was killed by an angry mob while he was in jail for ordering the destruction of a newspaper office. The newspaper reported that he was married to 8 already married women at the same time and his plans to take over the US government. Joseph Smith left 33 widows, one as young as 15 and eleven that were already married to other men.
The Death of Joseph Smith
(the guy started the cult in the early 1800's) Joseph Smith was killed by an angry mob while he was in jail for ordering the destruction of a newspaper office. The newspaper reported that he was married to 8 already married women at the same time and his plans to take over the US government. Joseph Smith left 33 widows, one as young as 15 and eleven that were already married to other men.
- Multiple Worlds and Multiple Gods: Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple Gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
- In LDS doctrine there are three heavens: the Celestial Kingdom, Terrestrial Kingdom, and Telestial Kingdom. The Celestial is the highest, where God and the ones who followed his law reside. The Terrestrial is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Moses reside. The Telestial is the lowest, where the ones who followed carnal law reside.
- While tithes are not uncommon among religion, rarely are they mandatory. LDS theology states that in order to make it to the highest kingdom of heaven, you must pay a full and honest tithe.
Mormonism Unveiled:
Testimonies of Abigail Harris and Lucy Harris (Martin Harris' wife) -Link
Mormonism is the
religion practiced by Mormons, and is the predominant religious tradition of
the Latter Day Saint movement. This movement was founded by Joseph Smith, Jr.
beginning in the 1820s as a form of Christian primitivism. During the 1830s and
1840s, Mormonism gradually distinguished itself from traditional Protestantism.
Mormonism today represents the new, non-Protestant faith taught by Smith in the
1840s. After Smith's death, most Mormons followed Brigham Young to the Rocky
Mountains as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).
Other branches of Mormonism include Mormon fundamentalism, which seeks to
maintain practices and doctrines such as polygamy that were discontinued by the
LDS Church, and various other small independent denominations.[1]
The term Mormon is
derived from the Book of Mormon, one of the faith's religious texts. Based on
the name of that book, early followers of founder Joseph Smith, Jr. were called
Mormons, and their faith was called Mormonism. The term was initially considered
pejorative,[2] but is no longer considered so by Mormons (although other terms
such as Latter-day Saint, or LDS, are generally preferred).[3]
Mormonism is a form
of Christian primitivism that shares a common set of beliefs with the rest of
the Latter Day Saint movement, including use of, and belief in, the Bible, as
well as other religious texts including the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants.
It differs from other Latter Day Saint movement traditions (such as the
Community of Christ) in that it also accepts the Pearl of Great Price as part
of its scriptural canon, and has a history of teaching eternal marriage,
eternal progression, and plural marriage (although the LDS Church had abandoned
the practice by the early 20th century). Cultural Mormonism includes a
lifestyle promoted by the Mormon institutions, and includes cultural Mormons
who identify with the culture, but not necessarily the theology. -Wikipedia
Joseph Smith, Jr., who was not a trained
Egyptologist.
Modern scholars interpret this as an altered figure of a creator god.
Joseph Smith
Hypocephalus -Wikipedia
Modern scholars interpret this as an altered figure of a creator god.
Kolob is a star or
planet described in Mormon scripture. Reference to Kolob is found in the Book
of Abraham, a work published by Joseph Smith, Jr., the founder of the Latter
Day Saint movement. According to this work, Kolob is the heavenly body nearest
to the throne of God. While the Book of Abraham refers to Kolob as a
"star", it also refers to planets as stars, and therefore, some LDS
commentators consider Kolob to be a planet. Other Latter Day Saints (commonly
referred to as Mormons) consider Kolob to be a Christian metaphor.
Kolob has never been
identified with any modern astronomical object and is not recognized as an
ancient concept by modern Egyptology. Kolob is rarely discussed in modern LDS
religious contexts, but it is periodically a topic of discussion in criticism
of Mormonism. The idea also appears within LDS culture, and there is a LDS hymn
about it. Kolob is also the inspiration for the planet Kobol within the
Battlestar Galactica universe, created by Glen A. Larson, a Mormon. -Wikipedia
South Park - Episode 712:
All
About The Mormons? - Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet
Lyrics with monologues - script
SINGERS
Joseph Smith was
called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
He started the
Mormon religion
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
Many people believed
Joseph
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
And that night he-ee
saw an angel
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
ANGEL
I am Moroni. I am a
Native American.
SMITH
A... Native
American? But your skin
is white.
MORONI
Yes. Long ago all
Native American were
white. We all came
to America from Jerusalem.
And while we were
here we were visited
by Christ.
SMITH
Jesus live here in
America?
MORONI
Yes. Eventually, my
people were all
killed by the other
tribe of Israel,
and as punishment,
God turned their
skin red. These are
the Native Americans
you know today.
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
MORONI
There is an ancient
book buried near
here, written on
gold plates that account
my people's lives.
Also buried with
the book are two
seer stones, the Urim
and Thummim, which
will allow you to
translate the
writings. Find it, and
fulfill your
destiny.
SMITH
Wooww...
SINGERS
Joseph Smith was
called a prophet
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
[back to the
present]
[Back to the 1800s,
night. Joseph Smith and another man walk
up into the attic of
a large building]
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
MAN
What's this all
about, Mr. Smith?
SMITH
Mr. Harris, can you
keep a secret?
HARRIS
Well, sure I can.
SMITH
I have, in my
possession, an ancient
book written on gold
plates that tells
of Jesus Christ's
second coming. Here,
in America.
HARRIS
In America? Really?
That sounds kind
of...
SINGERS
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
SMITH
It's true. And I'm
going to translate
the plates and
publish it into a book
for the whole world
to read. Now, ahah-I
know you have a lot
of money, Mr. Harris,
and I'm just gonna
need a little bit
to pay for the
publishing costs.
HARRIS
Mmm, I don't know.
Uh, how do you expect
to translate it?
SMITH
With these.
HARRIS
Rocks?
SMITH
They're not rocks.
They're seer stones,
given to me by an
angel. With them,
God allowed me to
translate the plates
into English. Watch.
You take this quill
and paper and write
down what I say.
Sit here. I have the
golden plates
here in this hat. I
need to have them
somewhere dark so I
can read the spiritual
light.
HARRIS
Really?
SMITH
Now, when I put the
seer stones into
the hat, the ancient
letter light up
and change into
English, which I can
then read to you.
HARRIS
Wow!
SMITH
Ooo, I'm seeing the
light. Oh, okay.
Write this down.
"And... so... it...
was... that...
Christ... appeared before...
the...
Nephites."
SINGERS
And that's how the
Book of Mormon was written
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb
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